Monetary Report for Week Twelve

Well, only 40 weeks left . . .

Week 12 wasn't bad. I made 12 bucks in profits. Twelve on twelve -- how coincidental! Pitiful, but coincidental.

This brings my total profits for the year to . . . $153.90.

Man, I can see the people lining up now to be a writer. The secret is out. Writin' is where the money is!